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'I was about to put mascara on my lips' -Tansey Massey

'Inebriated noodle' -Alice May

'You just spill one ice cube on it & it's ruined' 

'I'm so hungry, all I had to eat yesterday was a cookie' -Oscar Flohr

 'Do I want to waste my liver on you?' -Sophie Moss

'OMG Alice just did the three second rule on a cigarette'

'This note is so damp'

'Someone just burnt my bottom' 'that's because you have a hot bottom, would you like me to stick a finger up there?'
'I'd like a sex juice please'
'She has a stereotypical husky partygirl voice'
'Celebrating partygirls old and new -caption
He's the drunk druggie
Sherlock homes