If you're like me, you partied too much at mid-week soirees & need to take the weekend off to recover...
You probably ended up hanging out at an after party surrounded by Made in Chelsea rejects with a warm beer & no music, bopping around with 1 braincell.
You need to feel better about yourself & rejuvenate your Partygirl fibres for next weeks shindigs...
Johanna is a renowned hangover cure. If you can't heighten your in-person dosage I highly recommend reading this interview.
Johanna Adde. Hitchhiker, Model & Professional Partygirl (obviously).
She's been snaparoo'd in the most ravishing technicolour dream-coats from Charles Jeffrey to MSGM & Zandra Rhodes to name a few.
Similar to Medusa, her stare entrances you, it brings a new high definition to each camera she’s displayed to. Luckily you won’t turn to stone, but you’ll probably feel like you got sprinkled with some extra-terrestrial sex dust. Stylish.
A Partygirl can’t help but wonder what she does in her spare time; Pluck flowers & drizzle herself in B12 I guess.
Her latex laced words say it better than I can, skim your eyelashes over her Partygirl secrets...
Johanna wears Evie Stocker. Shot by Louie Banks. Styled by Lily Bling.
What are your Partygirl essentials?
A cheeky mood.
How do you hangover?
Deleting pics on my phone, letting go of potential regrets & cherishing the highlights of the eve.
Article you've most yourned losing on a night out?
I’ve lost many good things, but I’ve found many great things too so I feel like it evens out.
I used to hitch hike home a lot. It was real exciting, but I've stopped now. The convenience of Uber is much greater.
Tell us about a party that blew your mind...
When I was new to London, this Ferrari stopped on the street and the driver asked if I wanted to come to a party with Taylor Swift. I was real keen to meet her, so I jumped in and we drove to this house party in a gated mansion. Everyone was real dressed up and there was an indoor lake where a woman sat playing the harp with a tiger head mask. It was kinda strange, and when I asked for Taylor Swift everyone said she wasn't there.
What's your poison?
If you had an alter ego, who would they be? Where would they go? What would they do?
It'd be a black dog like Sirius Black's animagus and just roam the streets. Or maybe a stripper, I always wanted to be a part time stripper.
Who's your style icon?
Evie Stocker, I always steal her clothes, lol.
What's up next for you?
I’m going to Sweden for a bit.
Professional Partygirl: @johannaadde
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